keep it light and funny and nobody gets hurt.

"I’m a thousand years old, you can’t kill me!"

(Source: stilessdivinemove)

holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

(Source: neverforget14)

hellsbells9:

jarredpadasexi:

isoldmysoultothetimelord:



OH MY FUCKIN GOD

*minion giggles*

hellsbells9:

jarredpadasexi:

isoldmysoultothetimelord:

OH MY FUCKIN GOD

*minion giggles*

(Source: diddily-dingdongcrap)

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

Malcolm is my spirit animal. (x)

(Source: whats-a-youtube)

destielkills:

taliabobalia:

if a man takes issue with being called “girl” in a way that is clearly a gender neutral identifier yet has no problem calling a woman “dude,” he is weak and absolutely undeserving of rubbing his pee stick inside your choice Grade A lady beef flaps.

choice grade A lady beef flaps

paullwalkers:

"Divine move? Divine move?! Do you think you have any moves at all? You can kill the Oni, but me? Me?! I’m a thousand years old! YOU CAN’T KILL ME!

ixhaku:

I cosplayed Jon Snow.

ixhaku:

I cosplayed Jon Snow.

Logan had fallen in love with her in striped T-shirts and jeans. There was no need to mess with a winning formula.

(Source: loganandveronica)

No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist.

  • before shaving my legs: i don't want to no they're not thAT PRICKLY ITS FINE I'LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY I H A T E S H A V I N G
  • after shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn't i do this earlier everythinG IS AMAZING
xyle:

white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video

xyle:

white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video