I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
#i am 100% serious that i want fic where steve takes barely responsive bucky to disneyworld or something#and they ride ALL THE RIDES#and eat all the bad for you food#because that’s the kind of thing they never really got to do much as kids#no rollercoaster is too big no splash mountain is too high no teacup ride spins too fast#and it’s bittersweet because bucky doesn’t really complain or show much response#until one time they ride california screamin’ one too many times and bucky flicks half a glance over at steve#and quietly says ‘this is payback for the cyclone again isnt it?’#and steve does that half-laugh half-sob thing and says ‘i would never’#i want itttttttt (via thorkizilla)
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
if a man takes issue with being called “girl” in a way that is clearly a gender neutral identifier yet has no problem calling a woman “dude,” he is weak and absolutely undeserving of rubbing his pee stick inside your choice Grade A lady beef flaps.
choice grade A lady beef flaps
"Divine move? Divine move?! Do you think you have any moves at all? You can kill the Oni, but me? Me?! I’m a thousand years old! YOU CAN’T KILL ME!”
Logan had fallen in love with her in striped T-shirts and jeans. There was no need to mess with a winning formula.
No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist.
- before shaving my legs: i don't want to no they're not thAT PRICKLY ITS FINE I'LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY I H A T E S H A V I N G
- after shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn't i do this earlier everythinG IS AMAZING